A little. At least it was funny. Kind of. Not really. Actually nevermind.
So. Star Wars MMO. This game has pretty much completely taken over my life...I blame my brother.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
Seriously. He introduced me to it. LUCKILY. It's not WOW and thus actually has an
end to it. AND. I'm getting really close to the end now. So I should be free of it soon. :'D
My character is a secret agent who specializes in infiltration, seduction and manipulation
to get what he wants. On Friday, I was telling a coworker my adventures with said character and made the mistake of starting my sentence with "So I was seducing my boss..." To which my coworker replied with "Meanwhile, our boss is right over there." Lo and behold bossman was there and I went and died in a corner. Lucky for me, it was our cool boss who just laughed.
LATER that day. Same coworker and I were discussing what was going on in the RP we participate in every Friday nights. I shall give you some context before I go into what happened. In the game, the party came across some giant spiders. My character decided he needed a giant spider mount. However, one of the other characters decided it was a good idea to set EVERYTHING on fire. So we had to vacate immediately. One of the other other characters managed to save three eggs to which my character was ecstatic to find out. Now he's being all motherly and responsible (if extremely impatient) to these eggs. SO. Back to the beginning of this paragraph. We were talking about said eggs and I was all "Haha, I'm a MOM now." To which, same bossman from the previous story JUST walked in and was all. "WAT." And then I died for a second time that day. In a different corner.
Variety and all.
That was when I decided that I really just needed to stop talking.
LAST LAST Saturday was the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special. My friends and I were lucky enough to see it in theatres.
It was AMAZING. I went as the 10th Doctor, and my three friends went as the Tardis, the 11th Doctor, and an accumulation of all the earlier doctors. It was this day that I truly found the amazingness of hair wax/putty stuff. >D All my previous encounters with wild hair gel substances have been mostly liquid and either made my hair rock hard or just didn't work. My bed did a better job at giving me bed-hair than my gel did. So I just gave up. BUT NOW. I have amazing putty gel stuff of amazingness that actually makes my hair stick up. Woot. Now I just need a job that doesn't require a hat so I can be known as "that weird guy with the stupid hair".
Hopefully, I don't become know as "that douchebag who spends hours on their hair in the morning" because, not only is that awkward to say, but it would be incredibly inaccurate, as I am much too lazy to wake up early enough to to spend even 10mins on my hair let alone hours. ANYWAY.
We had a Doctor Who party afterward where we watched the 50th special again and then watched an episode from each of the previous doctors. All the while we ate Doctor Who themed food. It was excellent. Then the next day my roommate and I went to the mall as the 10th and 11th doctor so I could find a tie the same colour as the one another friend had lent me. I TIED A TIE. A real one. ALL BY MYSELF.
I was going to use a clip on tie that I had but he randomly thrust a tie at me the day before I needed it. Then I ended up wrinkling it at the end and I spent the rest of the week stressing about it. I wanted to iron it but my brain was all "Actually if you do that it's going to melt the entire thing." Because that's what I think of when I borrow things from other people. So I sent distress texts to my mom asking if ties could be ironed. She gave me some helpful instructions. Naturally, I continued to stress about melting a hole in the tie for another few days, until the night before I was going to see him again. I finally ironed it. It took like 2 seconds. NO HOLE. Woot. Successful mission was a success. Now I have my own tie.
OH. So I was entering my house today and realized that with all my houses I have had some sort of key/opening the door to my apartment failure story. Only I haven't told any key story with the house I'm in now. SO. Okay. I keep my keys on a string that I attach to my pants which is incredibly helpful when I'm looking for my keys because all I have to do is remember which pair of pants were the ones I wore out of the house last. Well. The lock to get into the apartment is higher than other locks so whenever I have to use my keys to unlock it I have to go onto my tiptoes in order to reach the lock. I feel like a little kid every time I open the door...My roommate was all "You should get a longer string." I was all "I've been using this string since I was in elementary school. CLEARLY, they need to make the lock lower." HOWEVER. Someone sharpied an arrow going in the direction you have to turn the key so I never turn the key the wrong way. The lock to my actual apartment however....
I've narrowed my decision of the tournament I shall enter down to two different tournaments. Which one I choose will determine which characters I use.
I really wish I could handle both of them but I would die. And then neither tournament would get submissions from me. Once I finish the last character's profile I shall link them and possibly get your opinion one last time.
Will likely be after I finish with Star Wars because I have no willpower.